this will do..

Do you have an air freshner in your car?
Yes, I do. I doubt it's making any difference since it's been in the car for months.

Do you have plants in your room?
Yes. I even talk to them and used to play Beethoven, Mozart, or the radio for them (before the power company killed my cd player, that is).

Name of an actor or actress in the last porno you watched?
I don't watch pornos. I'd get jealous cause the people in the film are having more fun than I am.

If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
I just had sweetened Nestea iced tea (no lemonO.

Last piece of mail opened:
Some bank thingie.

Does anything hurt on your body right now?
Yeah,my scalp..And oh,my heart.

What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
I don't recall ever having ridden in a taxi.

If someone you hated died, would you laugh & spit on their grave?
Hmmm. I dunno if I'd laugh. After all, I don't wish death upon anyone. That's too quick and too good. I'd rather see them suffer.

Do you own a picture phone?
Yeah,the resolutions suck tho.

What's your bf/gf birthday?
Hey, I'm single. So no matter how much I try, I can't answer this question.

What were you doing at 9 pm last night?
Ehhh.... I don't remember. Probably at this site.

What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
Starbucks!!!! *shudders* The last Starbucks drink I had was one of those Frappuccino things... a vanilla one, I think. It made me sick; you know, like worshipping-the-ceramic-throne sick....

Do you exercise as much as you should?
Not lately.

Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
Fuck no. You screw up like that once, and you've proven yourself to be a waste of my time. What the bloody hell is the point of being with someone if you think you have to fuck around with someone else?

SOME STRANGE QUESTIONS:

Something purple within 5 feet of you:
A CD-R disc.

The sexiest item of clothing you own:
Ehhh... well... I never feel sexy, not in anything that I own. I don't know.... I guess I'd have to say my red brocade corset?

Your nails were last painted:
A few months ago.

The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave:
I have no idea. I don't use the microwave too often.

How much Japanese do you know?
Not that much.I know Aishiteru tho.

Do you look good in yellow?
Probably not.

Do you sing?
On rare occasions,yes.

Ever danced naked in front of a crowd?
Nope, and I don't ever plan to. No one wants to see that.

Is your hair long enough to chew on?
Yeah, it is. I can't decide if I want to keep it longer or get it cut shorter.

Least favorite color?
That weird olive green color. It's only suitable for olives and army camoflage.

Ever had Dippin' Dots?
What the bloody hell is a Dippin' Dot???

Ever played an instrument?
Yeah... several. And I wasn't any good with them. So what makes me think I might be good at playing a violin? Who knows. I still want to learn though.

Ever had a H2O massage?
Nope.

Do you believe in Big Foot?
Big Foot the monster truck, all the trucks in the Big Foot monster truck family, even Mrs. Big Foot..... I'm not a fan though. I like Gravedigger.

Ever been to a palm reader:
Nope. I don't think there's any in the area here.

Last Pez dispenser you purchased?
I don't remember.

Have you had sex in your current car?
Are you kidding?

did you have a good weekend?
Let's see, today was somewhat a pleasant day.Im not sure about tomorrow tho.

Current yearning:
A new laptop with a webbie.

Last dessert you had:
Wrapz.

Have you ever had a black eye?
Nope. Surprising too, considering how much of a klutz I am.... I'm surprised I haven't somehow given myself a black eye.

How is today going for you?
Just super, since I'm at home right now and soon I'll be going sleep. That means I get to hide under my nice soft fleece blankets. Providing I don't have to sleep sitting up.

Any plans for tonight?
Yes, I plan on to continue reading Sidney Sheldon's 'tell me your dreams'.

Ever photograph something that was dead?
Some pictures of cut flowers (roses, specifically) I had bought. Technically, cut flowers are dead flowers.

Are you ready for Halloween?
Pffft. Nope. I don't really care anymore, anyways.

Ever given someone a Full-Body oil massage?
Never given anyone any sort of a massage.

Do you find Smurfette sexy?
I would have to worry about myself if I did. Well, worry about myself more than I already do.

Current disappointment:
My computer.Longing for a laptop with a webbie.gessh.